36 Dungeons and Dragons Memes for Guarded Gaming Couples Running a Tavern Together

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Eleonora Bader
Jan 2, 2024 3:00 PM EST

The air is so cold that its freezing fangs are snapping at your ears and neck. You are surrounded by a heavy, dark grey fog that makes it difficult to tell what's up ahead. Your ship is sailing through murky waters, and you can tell by the height of the waves, the sharp wind, and the black skies that a storm is coming… Suddenly, the sides of your vessel are hit by something, something big… You hear a loud, gurgling cry that sounds like it belongs to… It can't be. Your eyes widen as you realize that all that folklore you were told at the local tavern by the bard was true… Could it be?

Long tentacles shoot out of the shadowy depths, their suckers latching themselves onto your boat. Your knees buckle slightly as you try to regain your balance… Realizing you are doomed, you cry out in anguish. Just when all seems lost, a big, white and silver feathered dragon swoops down, as if he had been there all along. Rearing its big head and glaring down at the sea monster with twinkly golden eyes, it begins to breathe fire.

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  • 01
    DM: *Creates lore drops for players to read* Players: Oh these are cool, I wonder if we are ever going to see a bad guy in one of these? DM: *Drops a lore drop containing an in universe serial ker* Players:
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  • 02
    Warforged monk Why does rage give you magic powers, it seems illogical T Wild magic barbarian Listen I just hit things and have a good time questions are for wizards
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  • 03
    TRAIL HEL PRETZE THE PARTY SUFFERING THE CONSEQUENSES THAT OF THEIR ACTIONS *DM* Look at that thing. Simpy 6.49 Nature is beautiful
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  • 04
    DM making a forest region Veteran Player What will you add to the region, DM? DM Đ E And they coexist alongside a circle of Druids DM I'll make...a forest.. ..With an elven kingdom! How original. Anything else? DM Veteran Player 2 Veteran Player Daring today, aren't we?
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  • 05
    When the Bard asks What the NPC is wearing [softly] Don't.
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    Wizard I guess I'll just throw ANOTHER cantrip Wizard Level 2 Wizard Nooo! What do you mean they succeeded the Fireball save throw?! Now I'll only deal half dmg! Level 12 Nooo! The enemies keep counterspelling my cool stuff! Level 20 Fighter Action Surge Fighter Action Surge Fighter Action Surge
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  • 07
    Me: *Introducing my new character to the party* The party: This phenomenon only occurs once every 257 seconds
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  • 08
    When you're the DM and you realize that the people who balance D&D are the same people who balance magic cards: Fack.
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  • 09
    Players making no progress Dm One level up please
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  • 10
    The party rogue finding his wanted poster
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  • 11
    What a Nat 20 in stealth feels like M 1
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  • 12
    WHEN THE DM STARTS ROLLING DICE BUT DOESN'T SAY ANYTHING
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  • 13
    The DM @wnbagirlfriend guys is everything ok you've hardly done anything at all in the whole entire campaign 10:36 AM 10/2/22 Twitter for iPhone 4,784 Retweets 230 Quote Tweets 37K Likes
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  • 14
    WHEN GAME NIGHT IS CANCELED 16 20 19 FACEBOOK.COM/DNDMEMES
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  • 15
    The Dungeon Masters Guide Just Make St UP
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  • 16
    NPC King: You have done this land a great service, and defeated the evil- The Party: GI
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    Party How is this fair? Our caster is a warlock! DM It's not fair, you have no rights and he is not a caster Haha eldritch blast! We just keep him aroud because he's fun. Look at him go! L
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    imgflip.com ME PEOPLE TALKING ABOUT D&D IN PUBLIC
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    the dm 17 Okay, if everyone's finished being stupid-- the players I had more, but you go ahead.
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    Our wizard looking through his spellbook like he isn't just going to cast Fireball again. * FBELL CASOE FIEL
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  • 21
    When you get a cool talking sword When you actually listen to what it's saying FOT
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  • 22
    Making a bard that seduces everything that moves Making a bard that became a father and started doing dad jokes as his bardic performance
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  • 23
    GM GM made with mematic Players ship is attacked and are forced to use escape pods Player solves it by hand and sends it back after an hour and a half GM GM Spend several hours writing a scrambled message from the ship's captain for then to get between sessions Player solves it by hand and sends it back after an hour and a half
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  • 24
    New Player: Here's my new character sheet- I'm an Asthmatic Pacifist Mage with no offensive spells! Me, the DM: d20dndmemes That's a bold strategy, Wizard. Let's see if it pays off for ya! ESPN 8 THE "OCHO"
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  • 25
    When the bard rolls a 20 on performance
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  • 26
    When u rolla nat 20 on your disguise ELC
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  • 27
    DMing Idea #672: When a player Nat 1s an intelligence or wisdom check, have them make up some wildly inaccurate information. (Pictured: a Bard Nat 1ing a Nature check) if you ever seen an octopus sitting on one tentacle he's getting ready to do the stranger
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  • 28
    Dm: You have dressed for dinner, and are now at the head table of the dwarven lord. What do you do until the first course arrives? Bard: I regale those around me with a tale of our heroism and chivalry. DM: roll me a performance check. Bard: Rock Hard in the paint with a 28! DM: every dwarven maiden within earshot is enthralled by you.
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  • 29
    Gale: A wizard doesn't reach Elminster's age without enjoying their home comforts. Those who seek danger over cheese don't tend to live as long. Very true Gale, very true indeed.
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  • 30
    Barbarian: Hey, uh, any chance you can teach me any of your tricks with cc, ses? Necromancer: I'm afraid you lack the... capacity?...to learn my skills. Barbarian: What are you talking about? I'm plenty strong! Necromancer: What role do you think strength plays in what I do? Barbarian: I mean, don't you dd lift? Necromancer:
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  • 31
    Online Player asking for some silly NPC accents: Can you do a New York accent or a Southern accent? Australian accent? DM running the game from Austria: I couldn't even do an American accent! What the hell are you talking about?!
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  • 32
    17 16 81 19 20 13 DMDaddy You sure you want to do that? That one player: YOU'RE NOT MY SUPERVISOR! FX GIPHY
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  • 33
    IDENTIFY 1st level divination (ritual) Casting Time: 1 minute Range: Touch Target: One object that you must touch throughout the casting of the spell Components: V S M (A pearl worth at least 100 gp and an owl feather) Duration: Instantaneous Classes: Bard, Wizard You choose one object that you must touch throughout the casting of the spell. If it is a magic item or some other magic-imbued object, you learn its properties and how to use them, whether it requires attunement to use, and how many c
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  • 34
    If any DM is ever looking for a game ending encounter, may I present to you: DON'T PULL PUSH ONLY
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  • 35
    DM: You succeed in picking the lock and enter. You see a suit of armor hanging on a rack. Do you enter further? Player: Yes DM: Roll me a stealth check. Player: A Nat 1... Warduke:
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    REJECT MODERNITY CEGED EMBRACE TRADITION
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